Government Regulation Disorder – Nursing Homes or Prisons?

Nov 01, 2011
Dr. Contradicto
Government Regulation Disorder

So you are a sick Senior Citizen and the Government says there is no Nursing Home available for you. What should you do?… Our Senior Citizen Plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians. Not necessarily dead! Of course this means you will be sent to prison where you will get: 1) three meals a day 2) a roof over your head 3) Central Heating 4) and most importantly, all the Health Care you need! New teeth – No Problem! New glasses – Here we go! New hip, kidney, heart, knees, lungs – you name it! And it will be all covered. And your kids can come and visit as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all this? The same Government that just told you that they can not afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes any more. Is this a great country or what?

If you haven’t done so, read the above image. Take it it, ingest some of the irony. Don’t inhale too much, you may grow stupid. Think about what the government is willing offer prisoners that they are not willing to offer a standard citizen, let alone a someone in need.

Dr. Contradico’s Diagnosis:  Government Regulation Disorder or GRD. These Government Regulators are suffering from a severe case of GRD resulting from years of irrational decisions, resulting in the loss of capacity to recognize the needs of individuals.   

I still think it is outrageous that some prisoners get , what amounts to luxuries to some individuals. 3 meals a day, televisions, some with cable, Free Healthcare, Free Education, Gym Membership. Sounds good. I guess it is some sort of compensation for the the daily anal rapes.

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